oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog
Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Snape: ...Up to something.
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
the person who invented marriage was creepy as hell like hey yo i love u so much im gonna get the government involved so u cant leave