I want to sit down and eat pizza until the rest of my life.
My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined
Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone
*tries to talk*
“you should talk more!”
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food